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🗓️ 5 May 2021
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Theo talks about his mom coming to visit him, delivers some motivation to a caller who just got a girl's number for the first time, and much more. Plus, Theo surprises two single mom's with an early Mother's Day present.
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0:35.5 | You know, this doesn't have to be perfect, you know? |
0:39.3 | That's what I'm thinking about right now. This doesn't have to be perfect and |
0:43.6 | oh, isn't that a nice thing to say? This doesn't have to be perfect. |
0:50.2 | I gotta remember that. |
0:53.3 | What it is, what it ain't does the baby need a spank that used to be a little |
1:00.8 | limerick. A limerick is basically a low Irish poem or something low Irish. |
1:10.9 | It's basically the Irish. You can't really, a lot of time you can't understand them. |
1:14.6 | So people were so happy when they finally heard something out of the |
1:19.2 | Irish that they could understand they gave it a dang name limerick. |
1:24.8 | And uh... |
1:28.1 | Anyway, that's a Irish limerick. What it is, what it ain't does the baby need a spank. |
1:33.5 | Having me a couple of adveil right now. |
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1:42.8 | but I have them. You know, I adveil to everything I do, man. Hell, I wish I made a |
1:46.9 | damn suppository. |
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