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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.824.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Theo talks about his mom coming to visit him, delivers some motivation to a caller who just got a girl's number for the first time, and much more. Plus, Theo surprises two single mom's with an early Mother's Day present.

 

PRE-SALE TICKETS FOR THEO'S FALL TOUR ARE AVAILABLE NOW THROUGH THURSDAY MAY 6th @10PM CST!!! 

Go to https://www.theovon.com/tour and enter the code "WEEKEND" to get your tickets today. All tickets on sale to the public starting Friday, May 7th @10AM CST

 

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Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to [email protected].

 

This episode is brought to you by:

BlueChew: https://bluechew.com and use promo code THEO to get your first order free

Super Speciosa: https://getsuperleaf.com/Theo use promo code THEO for 20% OFF

Mint Mobile: https://mintmobile.com/THEO for free shipping

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Music:
“Hold Me My Lord” - Josh Kelley

https://ingroov.es/my-baby-the-band-3

https://bit.ly/3aYBrOr

 

“Shine” - Bishop Gunn

http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn​

 

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Producer: Nick Davis
https://instagram.com/realnickdavis

Producer: Sean Dugan
https://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:05.7

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0:12.1

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0:15.1

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0:20.5

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0:24.0

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0:29.4

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0:35.5

You know, this doesn't have to be perfect, you know?

0:39.3

That's what I'm thinking about right now. This doesn't have to be perfect and

0:43.6

oh, isn't that a nice thing to say? This doesn't have to be perfect.

0:50.2

I gotta remember that.

0:53.3

What it is, what it ain't does the baby need a spank that used to be a little

1:00.8

limerick. A limerick is basically a low Irish poem or something low Irish.

1:10.9

It's basically the Irish. You can't really, a lot of time you can't understand them.

1:14.6

So people were so happy when they finally heard something out of the

1:19.2

Irish that they could understand they gave it a dang name limerick.

1:24.8

And uh...

1:28.1

Anyway, that's a Irish limerick. What it is, what it ain't does the baby need a spank.

1:33.5

Having me a couple of adveil right now.

1:39.2

With that liquid death, I don't know if you've ever had adveil or not,

1:42.8

but I have them. You know, I adveil to everything I do, man. Hell, I wish I made a

1:46.9

damn suppository.

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