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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Theo talks about his mom coming to visit him, delivers some motivation to a caller who just got a girl's number for the first time, and much more. Plus, Theo surprises two single mom's with an early Mother's Day present. PRE-SALE TICKETS FOR THEO'S FALL TOUR ARE AVAILABLE NOW THROUGH THURSDAY MAY 6th @10PM CST!!! Go to https://www.theovon.com/tour and enter the code "WEEKEND" to get your tickets today. All tickets on sale to the public starting Friday, May 7th @10AM CST New Merch: theovonstore.com Podcastville mugs and digital prints available now at https://theovon.pixels.com Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com. This episode is brought to you by: BlueChew: https://bluechew.com and use promo code THEO to get your first order free Super Speciosa: https://getsuperleaf.com/Theo use promo code THEO for 20% OFF Mint Mobile: https://mintmobile.com/THEO for free shipping Liquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com Keeps: https://keeps.com/theo and receive your first month of treatment free (read disclaimer here: https://bit.ly/3h1KyCB Music:“Hold Me My Lord” - Josh Kelley https://ingroov.es/my-baby-the-band-3 https://bit.ly/3aYBrOr “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn Hit the Hotline985-664-9503 Video Hotline for TheoUpload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo:Website: https://theovon.comInstagram: https://instagram.com/theovonFacebook: https://facebook.com/theovonFacebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekendTwitter: https://twitter.com/theovonYouTube: https://youtube.com/theovonClips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer: Nick Davishttps://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Duganhttps://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:35.5	You know, this doesn't have to be perfect, you know?
0:39.3	That's what I'm thinking about right now. This doesn't have to be perfect and
0:43.6	oh, isn't that a nice thing to say? This doesn't have to be perfect.
0:50.2	I gotta remember that.
0:53.3	What it is, what it ain't does the baby need a spank that used to be a little
1:00.8	limerick. A limerick is basically a low Irish poem or something low Irish.
1:10.9	It's basically the Irish. You can't really, a lot of time you can't understand them.
1:14.6	So people were so happy when they finally heard something out of the
1:19.2	Irish that they could understand they gave it a dang name limerick.
1:24.8	And uh...
1:28.1	Anyway, that's a Irish limerick. What it is, what it ain't does the baby need a spank.
1:33.5	Having me a couple of adveil right now.
1:39.2	With that liquid death, I don't know if you've ever had adveil or not,
1:42.8	but I have them. You know, I adveil to everything I do, man. Hell, I wish I made a
1:46.9	damn suppository.
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