E337 Wolfed Out

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Theo talks about a new controversial therapy he's started this week, gets suggestions from his fans on what to name his new tour and Theo surprises a single mom a with FaceTime call to make her laugh and spread some joy. New Merch: theovonstore.com Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com. This episode is brought to you by: Keeps: https://keeps.com/theo and receive your first month of treatment free BetterHelp: https://betterhelp.com/Theo for 10% OFF your first month Super Speciosa: https://getsuperleaf.com/Theo use promo code THEO for 20% OFF Mint Mobile: https://mintmobile.com/THEO for free shipping Liquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com Music: “Runs in the Family” - Matthew Koziol https://bit.ly/37IGvXr Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovonFacebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Dugan https://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right
0:03.3	All rise
0:06.3	I always wanted to be in court when they said that all rise
0:12.0	And see if I could have an erection when the judge said that and
0:16.4	Just kind of laughed to myself
0:20.0	What's up you little skittle liquor say y'all I
0:24.8	Feel honored to be here with you today and happy day to you and
0:28.6	I am I got a lot to share and I'm sure you do
0:35.6	So we'll get into it. I just shaved
0:39.0	um
0:42.2	You know, I can't I'll be honest with you. I can't shave with a shirt on I
0:46.8	Can't do it
0:50.1	I see people you know and not in real time. I don't watch men shave
0:55.0	And I'm not saying if there's nothing wrong if you do I don't
1:01.6	You know, I've only ever seen men shave on a commercial
1:05.8	but I
1:07.9	Realized about myself. I can't shave with a
1:12.2	shirt on
1:14.5	I shave shirtless
1:18.2	I shave shirtless and I think my dad shaved shirtless. You know my dad and
1:23.3	When I met my dad he was a senior citizen and he's he was damn and
1:30.0	That's as much citizen as you can get that's full citizen and
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