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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Theo discusses his view on Assimilation Theory, tells stories about The Comedy Store's late, great pianist, Jeff Scott and talks about Theo and Tammy's Belated Christmas Talent Extravaganza, the live, virtual comedy event happening tomorrow, January 15th at 8pm CT! Tickets available through the link above. Get your tickets now! Get your ticket NOW for Theo and Tammy’s Belated Christmas Talent Extravaganza on January 15th: https://bit.ly/christmasextravaganzatickets New Merch https://theovonstore.com https://bit.ly/theo-von This episode is brought to you by: Athletic Greens: https://athleticgreens.com/theo Mint Mobile: https://mintmobile.com/theo Manscaped: https://manscaped.com/theo The Comedy Store's Jeff Scott - Final Interview: https://bit.ly/3nM8IAX Music: “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn "Celebrate" - Spencer Jacob https://bit.ly/3oLMyA4 Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Dugan https://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ Sidepiece: Riley Mau https://www.instagram.com/riguythecameraguy/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You know it, baby. You know it and you don't isn't that fascinating.
0:07.4	Hmm. You know, I remember when I was young, they had a fellow in my neighborhood,
0:13.3	this little boy named Lil Allen. And God damn, he was small brother.
0:19.8	They couldn't even, he couldn't even put a large grape in his mouth.
0:22.9	I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, to shove it in.
0:31.6	And he was on every prayer list. My God, he was just
0:37.3	young fellow just monopolized, the prayer list around every day, every prayer list,
0:43.6	Allen, Allen, Allen, Allen, Allen, again, Allen times two.
0:48.8	Just man, so many prayers went up for small Allen, man. And you know, I'm thinking about him.
0:54.8	I know that actually today is his birthday. And that is January 14.
1:02.7	In the year 2021, that's where we are.
1:06.5	And I don't know if you're Bill or Ted, but we're in the future.
1:11.6	I don't know if you're Tamra. I don't know how hell I don't know who you are because I don't know you.
1:17.7	I do not know you.
1:21.1	But it's a wild one out there, man. They need to start making underpants thicker because shit
1:28.0	is getting real. Let's get into it.
1:33.0	Come on. You thinking, oh, there's no way he's going to play it again, huh? Well...
1:48.8	I'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could I be so far from
1:54.8	my... Oh, come on. Tell him Travis.
2:04.2	Come on, baby.
2:11.2	Now I'm just sitting on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be
2:17.5	calling a stone. Oh, when I reach that ground I'll share this piece of my mouth out.
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