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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

E299 Adult Asthma

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.824.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2020

⏱️ 92 minutes

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0:00.0

You know, I was, I was looking at some drawings of Native Americans and you know, I realized

0:19.5

I couldn't even, it's sad to admit, but I couldn't even be Native American and no offense

0:28.2

to anybody that's an NA. No offense to you guys. I love your work, I've seen you know, most of what I've seen

0:35.1

is drawings, but you know, but I love y'all's work and I mean that. You know, I love all, you know,

0:48.4

I respect Native Americans. If I, you know, I was born too late in the world. If I was born earlier,

0:56.8

I probably would have, you know, tried to smooth things over a little bit better whenever, you know,

1:03.8

you guys kind of had the fallen out with the, with some of the whites to be honest. I would have said,

1:10.6

hey, hey, hey, you know, let's figure this out guys, but I think both of you guys are high, kind of

1:19.7

high tempered. It seems like if I'm really honest, if I look back and some of the drawings, it seems

1:26.8

you know, excuse me, a little belt, her burp, I don't know which one is which. They're both

1:37.1

disgusting. I feel like air is just kind of just raping my throat every time it happens. Oh, I hate that. But,

1:47.0

but yeah, again, I want to apologize to any, you know, I know we have some Native American listeners,

1:52.8

NALs basically or something, you know, we knew I want to talk about, we have, we have some Native

1:58.3

American listeners. I have Native American in me. Okay, I probably got half a pint. Okay, I probably

2:04.9

got half a pint. I probably got six teaspoons of chip a while or something. Daddy's got it in him.

2:09.2

I can feel it sometimes in the middle of the night. You know, I'll hear something outside. I'll hear

2:14.2

something about 40 paces away. And I don't use the term paces very often. So, that's right then,

2:21.4

when I know that, I say, oh, that's a very select answer to of me that's listening there. And

2:32.4

that's that Native American in me. But yeah, I want to apologize to Native Americans on behalf of

2:38.6

kind of some of the way stuff went down. You know, it's, it was just kind of a wild time, I think, and

2:46.7

you know, you can't win them all, I guess. You know, I don't know what to, how do we shake, you

2:54.3

know, merge the past and the future. So, I don't know. I don't even know what I'm talking about. What

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