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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.728K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Today’s episode is sponsored by: American Home Shield: https://ahs.com and use code THEO Shipstation: https://shipstation.com and use code THEO Policy Genius: https://policygenius.com Music -  Intro: “Drunk Outdoors" - North Mississippi Allstars Hit the Hotline : 985-664-9503 Video Hotline: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline  Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com  Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend  Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're looking young.

0:02.4

You're using like a, do you use a toner or anything like that?

0:05.7

Like a facial toner?

0:06.9

No, not at all.

0:08.9

Not at all.

0:10.8

You know, when I was young, we used to,

0:13.2

we used to, my dad would take us over to the funeral parlor.

0:17.0

And, and the, you know, we would do like, you know,

0:24.9

and it was sad and everything, but on top of that,

0:26.8

we would do a, have a candy or something,

0:28.5

try to hide a candy in the coffin of whoever was,

0:32.7

you know, being buried or being, you know, deceased,

0:37.0

whoever was deceased or being buried.

0:39.4

If, and a lot of back then, I mean, something sometimes,

0:42.5

probably three or four percent of the people,

0:44.4

you don't know if they were fully dead or not,

0:46.7

you know, you kind of trusted people's family back then.

0:49.6

I said, hey, they're dead, you know, come on over and,

0:53.1

you know, we're gonna box them up for God, you know,

0:56.1

kind of deal, but,

0:58.5

and we would try to sneak a candy into the casket,

1:03.9

you know, try to slip a gum drop in there or slip a,

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