E292 Chelcie Lynn
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
Theo Von
4.7 • 28K Ratings
🗓️ 20 August 2020
⏱️ 94 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Today's guest is hilarious. She makes me laugh. She makes me feel good. You know, she's an uplifting gal. |
| 0:07.0 | And I'm just really just, I mean, I'm just tickled. I am just tickled to have her. It is comedian Chelsea Lynn. |
| 0:30.0 | I'll spin and tell you about your movies. Shine on me. And I will find a song I'll sing it just for you. |
| 0:52.0 | Can you imagine a skull at the corner legs? Yeah. I cannot and very few women get to know with that slide. |
| 0:58.0 | Well, air conditioner. It's how I'm sweating. Are you? Yeah. Well, I'm large and thank you. So I have an extra layer anyway. So I get hot. But yeah, it's hot in here. |
| 1:12.0 | Is your, I know I've seen some of your family members that are more kind of a Rubin-esque vibe. Do you feel, do you, is your family just kind of a bigger family? No. No, not at all. |
| 1:25.0 | I've got two sisters and an aunt and cousins and that's really about it. Everybody else is dead. Really? Yeah. Or just don't have relationships with them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1:37.0 | You wanted the other. Dang. Yeah. Um, no, my air conditioner went out yesterday. So there's no air in here. Oh, there's air. I just turned it. Oh, made it colder. Oh, you did just now. |
| 1:51.0 | It'll be good. We'll just sweat the whole time. Yeah. We find no. There's no, but there's not rules to this. Theolized it in his apartment. Yeah. Oh, and it's been hotter than. Yeah. This is like Texas heat. Yeah, it's not used to this out here. Well, it's bad. And I just didn't know what to do. So I got one of those floor fans. And I put all took all the ice out of the freezer and put it right on the floor right in front of it. Did it work like on a cookie sheet? Did it work? That's supposed to work. I think it did something. |
| 2:20.0 | But you're used to luxury. I'm, you know, I used to look at what I'm used to make it happen. Eric and this. Yeah, which is luxury. I look at it. You know what? You really, I'll tell you this. The second one an hour after it went out. I was googling like Native American shit. |
| 2:36.0 | I'm starting to see Texas my mom. I'm like, oh, we part Cherokee or whatever. I can't even handle, you know, just the lack of just. Yeah, man, just the comfort for real and damn, I just feel bad. |
| 2:51.0 | Greg my husband bitches about the electric bill because I run the air 24 seven. Yeah. I keep it like 68. He freaks the fuck out. Yeah. Okay. My step on does that. She's on pills. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. If you're on pills, dude. Yeah. |
| 3:05.0 | Yeah. I can't even do nothing goes that a perk is set like a little bit of Eric. Yeah. That makes sense for sure. But I'm sorry. I'm not going to go on. Oh, I don't even know what I was talking about. But he, so he you have air conditioner going. Oh, so that's what I, that's what I spend my money on. Yeah. Is air condition. Yeah. Definitely. I'm dead serious. Comfort last summer. One of our bills was like $1,200 for the. Yeah. And I was like, he threw a, I was like, I don't give a fuck. Yeah. |
| 3:34.0 | I'm comfortable. Yeah. That's all that matters. We're doing it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If this is live in large, it's live in large. Exactly. I like that. Yeah. And you guys live in. |
| 3:45.0 | Um, San Diego San Diego. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I saw you down there at the comedy store. Yeah. That's the first time. Yeah. I ever knew about you. So here's what happened. Here's how I discovered you. Okay. So I was like, man, I want to see some comedy. |
| 3:59.0 | Let's let's take a look. You know, looked at the comedy stores going, going through the schedule. Didn't really see anybody that knew saw a picture of you ago. Oh, he's cute as shit. Oh, let me YouTube see, see if you know why I'm going to see him. |
| 4:12.0 | First video, I was like, I'm buying fucking tickets. Oh, sorry. Follow you on Instagram. You had like 17,000 followers. Maybe. Oh, dang. Yeah. Sorry. Follow you. Oh, I almost damn shelter. |
| 4:26.0 | Right. When saw you, you were so fucking funny. And afterwards, we're so fucking nice to me and my sisters. I was like forever fan forever, fucking fan man. |
| 4:38.0 | That's sweet. And then yeah. And then you blew up and now I'm on your podcast. I'm freaking out. I know it's so. I'm so happy to have you. And I'm glad. I mean, I think we really lucked out even by having you on this week. Cause I feel like you're kind of having like a moment. |
| 4:51.0 | A little bit. Is that crazy to say that? I know that sounds really. No, that's really for a lot of people. It's kind of coming out of the closet or whatever. But this is like a like a like I saw you on Michael Bispings. Damn Instagram. And I'm just like, yeah. How are all these worlds? Collide? He's damn British. |
| 5:07.0 | I went viral a couple days ago. He's a one-eyed British man. Dude, I don't know. It's just I'm just row. I'm just rowing with it. Yeah. |
| 5:15.0 | Day to day. I have no idea what's happening. I'm just like, all right. Let's do this. But the end you just hit a million on Instagram. Yeah. That you know what Instagram hits different. So I have a million on YouTube. I know. Go. Sorry. |
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