E21 Four Pounds of Uneaten Bacon and A Deeply Holy-Some Blonde

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | QCODE

True Crime, Milkshakes, Comedy, Wine, Society & Culture, Paranormal

4.8 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2017

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Take a trip with us down the extremely windy road of episode 21, in which Em compares Christine’s upcoming wedding to an axe murder and we also discover Em’s alter-ego is a wacky waving inflatable tube man. Em and her gelatinous limbs tell us all about the Villisca Axe Murders, while Christine’s story about the still-at-large killer Robert William Fisher the turns into a sort of dark version of Sesame Street.

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0:00.0	Baby Jee-o! Baby Jee-o!
0:02.5	Baby Jee-o!
0:03.5	Mommy, oh, let me go.
0:05.0	He's so handsome, little baby Jee-o.
0:08.0	He's so sweet.
0:09.4	He's so sweet.
0:10.9	I'm touching his ear.
0:11.7	Ah!
0:12.3	He's so cute.
0:13.6	Welcome to and that's why we drink.
0:16.0	And that is why I drink.
0:18.1	He's so cute.
0:19.8	You want to know why I drink?
0:30.9	Sure.
0:31.9	Because you're full fucking engaged now.
0:35.1	Yay!
0:36.1	Which made no no in the bad way.
0:38.1	I'm engaged.
0:39.1	Like, what?
0:40.4	Like, not even 100 hours into being engaged.
0:43.2	I'm already getting texts about her with her wedding magazines.
0:45.8	She used to found a venue already.
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