E20 Fun Times in the Body Chute and Em’s Hairy Torso

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | QCODE

True Crime, Milkshakes, Comedy, Wine, Society & Culture, Paranormal

4.8 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

You’ve asked, you’ve begged, you’ve pleaded…and we finally succumbed to your requests - episode 20 features the one and only Waverly Hills Sanitorium (not Sanitarium, we checked) as well as a pretty terrible guy named Gregory Scott Hale. In this episode we ask the important questions: Is it more acceptable to eat people if they’ve been cooked? Where can I find Jesus the biggest? What’s so traumatizing about a torso? Perhaps most importantly, we get our **FIRST FAN MAIL** but our excitement quickly devolves into concern when we can’t decode its mysterious symbols. (For real guys, if we go missing, blame this anonymous person in Utah.) Christine also rescues a bug, but Em doesn’t approve of that segment. And that’s why we drink!

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0:00.0	So hey welcome back to our special show
0:05.5	Call a very special show called in that's why we drink what oh my god
0:10.4	I'm just opening my milkshake right now. What look at how empty this fucker is
0:15.0	That's my whole shit. They gave me half a fucking cup
0:19.3	There's just like a cherry in the milk
0:22.0	That's a little bit less. You know eat the cherry. No, can I please eat it? Are you kidding me?
0:26.4	My favorite part. Yeah, did you ever see how I met your mother? We're doing the olive theory. Oh my god
0:30.2	Which ended up being a lie though
0:32.2	Okay, well remember I didn't finish the episode. No, it was in the end of the series it turns out
0:39.3	The entire time spoiler alert the entire time Lily was pretending to not like olives
0:44.3	That's love though. I know because she knew how much he liked them and like so she played along for like
0:49.0	Why really I really hate maras you know cherries so please eat them all the time
0:52.6	I thought you were just doing it because you love me. Oh, I was just kidding. Thanks for that
0:57.1	All right, so guys
0:58.7	Well, I'm drinks her tiny milk shake and this is good. Take three spoonfuls
1:03.3	It's a big ass emotion big ass person if it were a different cup
1:07.5	It would look like a big ass milkshake. Just just do what you're supposed to say all right. We got our okay
1:12.6	Emma and I had a moment last night because we got our first fan mail to our PO box
1:17.6	Yeah, right in and they sent me a little photo
1:20.0	Also, do you want to like say our address or anything so we can get more? I can triangulate something finally
1:26.2	Oh, yeah 1920 Hillhurst Avenue
1:29.9	number 1064
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