E20 Fun Times in the Body Chute and Em’s Hairy Torso

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

You’ve asked, you’ve begged, you’ve pleaded…and we finally succumbed to your requests - episode 20 features the one and only Waverly Hills Sanitorium (not Sanitarium, we checked) as well as a pretty terrible guy named Gregory Scott Hale. In this episode we ask the important questions: Is it more acceptable to eat people if they’ve been cooked? Where can I find Jesus the biggest? What’s so traumatizing about a torso?Perhaps most importantly, we get our FIRST FAN MAIL but our excitement quickly devolves into concern when we can’t decode its mysterious symbols. (For real guys, if we go missing, blame this anonymous person in Utah.)Christine also rescues a bug, but Em doesn’t approve of that segment. And that’s why we drink! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So hey welcome back to our special show
0:05.5	Call a very special show called in that's why we drink what oh my god
0:10.4	I'm just opening my milkshake right now. What look at how empty this fucker is
0:15.0	That's my whole shit. They gave me half a fucking cup
0:19.3	There's just like a cherry in the milk
0:22.0	That's a little bit less. You know eat the cherry. No, can I please eat it? Are you kidding me?
0:26.4	My favorite part. Yeah, did you ever see how I met your mother? We're doing the olive theory. Oh my god
0:30.2	Which ended up being a lie though
0:32.2	Okay, well remember I didn't finish the episode. No, it was in the end of the series it turns out
0:39.3	The entire time spoiler alert the entire time Lily was pretending to not like olives
0:44.3	That's love though. I know because she knew how much he liked them and like so she played along for like
0:49.0	Why really I really hate maras you know cherries so please eat them all the time
0:52.6	I thought you were just doing it because you love me. Oh, I was just kidding. Thanks for that
0:57.1	All right, so guys
0:58.7	Well, I'm drinks her tiny milk shake and this is good. Take three spoonfuls
1:03.3	It's a big ass emotion big ass person if it were a different cup
1:07.5	It would look like a big ass milkshake. Just just do what you're supposed to say all right. We got our okay
1:12.6	Emma and I had a moment last night because we got our first fan mail to our PO box
1:17.6	Yeah, right in and they sent me a little photo
1:20.0	Also, do you want to like say our address or anything so we can get more? I can triangulate something finally
1:26.2	Oh, yeah 1920 Hillhurst Avenue
1:29.9	number 1064
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