You know, part of my job as a priest, Father Harrison, is making stuff up.

I mean, yeah, I mean, and the first thing that you're making up is calling your priest

at a job.

Right.

It's my job.

In fact, it's my jobby job.

There are different, it's my vocation and sometimes it feels like a vocation, sometimes it feels like my job. In fact, it's my jobby job. There are different, it's my vocation.

And sometimes it feels like a vocation.

Sometimes it feels like a job.

I'm not going to lie.

But part of a skill set that I have to have is making stuff up.

Now, normally, that making stuff up is a, you know, gathering truths and combining them to

make a homily or a teaching or, you know, whatever. Or, you know, gathering truths and combining them to make a homily or a teaching or, you know, whatever.

Or, you know, or making up fees that don't actually have anything to do with what you're doing,

but imposing it on the people.

Exactly, doing that.

Or, you know, making up excuses about why I can't bless your dead rabbit or whatever just making stuff up and I've

gotten pretty good at it and I thought I was good enough to like give hints or signals so

when I'm obviously making something up for for jokes but apparently I distressed some of our

listeners when I said that by backing into a

parking spot, your car blew up, which is both touching and distressing. It's touching the fact

that people very much care about you. Distressing the fact that some of our listeners,

...