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Episode One

E2 #94 - T.K. Frisbee’s Yard Sale [Patreon Preview]

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Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

T.K. Frisbee (Charles) hosts a yard sale visited by various neighbors (Branson, Andrew) ahead of his big move to Santa Monica with his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-94-t-k-yard-137317395

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0:00.0

The following podcast is another podcast we did.

0:05.6

It's called Episode 2.

0:08.0

I love you.

0:09.2

I love you.

0:10.1

Oh, hey, stop right up.

0:11.5

Everything must go here.

0:13.5

Welcome to the yard sale.

0:14.5

You know, all right.

0:15.1

I'm guessing immediately you have a bunch of stuff on tables and blankets.

0:19.3

Tell me, this is a yard sale. Am I right?

0:18.7

Yep, it's a yard sale. All right. It's not my first one, but it might be my last, honestly. You know, well, you know, it seems like it's not your first year. It does seem like you've had everything prepared. You have stickers on stuff. Oh, this sticker says, ask me about the price. I'm guessing you a negotiating guy.

0:54.2

Yeah, well, like I was saying, everything must go because I'm going to be moving to Santa Monica with my girlfriend. So, you know, we're going to move in together. Oh, congrats. You know, I'm sure things are going well for you, you know. Everyone, you know, no one's ever really done a yard sale when their life's going wrong. You know, they always do it when things are going well. So I'm sure it's going to go well for you. You know, everyone, you know, no one's ever really done a yard sale when their life's going wrong, you know, they always do it when things are going well. So I'm sure it's going to go well for you, you know, you find a girl like that. Yeah, yeah. So I'm TK. Frisbee, by the way. What's your name? My name is Walt Tremblay, just kind of poking around here, you know, kind of kind of like the vibe of it, kind of saw you milling about, thought, you know,

1:11.5

perfect time for me to kind of show up and see what you got here, okay,

1:17.9

see.

1:18.9

Yeah, well, okay, you might be interested in this.

1:20.5

I have all the seasons of friends on DVD here that I'm getting rid of because, you know,

1:26.6

when I move, I don't want to have duplicates with Jennifer. Jennifer Aniston. She's my girlfriend, actually. She played Rachel on the show. Oh, okay. Yeah, congratulations. Oh, Jennifer. Yeah, I know Jennifer. Great girl. Jennifer, you know, great girl. Yeah, we've been DMing. Great girl. She actually DM'd me first, which was really interesting. I wasn't expecting that. Oh, that's very, that's, you know, very romantic. You know, that's very romantic.

2:02.0

You know, I don't want to be awkward a little bit, Tia. Do you know, but I, you know, for a while there, I think I was talking to Jennifer Aniston as well, you know, I was talking to her as well. So, you know, she, I guess she likes the internet, huh?

2:02.4

Yeah. You know, it was funny. Like, at first she was asking me for Apple gift cards, but I knew things were getting serious when she started giving me Apple gift cards in return. I was like, oh, this is like the real deal here. It's like testing you then, I guess. because, you know, she was like, you know, Walt, I want an Apple gift card from you.

2:01.4

I said, I guess, because, you know, she was like, you know, Walt, I want an Apple gift card from you. I said, I'd love to give you an Apple gift card. Can you talk me how to walk through it? And she was like, I need you go to CVS, right? And so I go to CVS, right? I'm talking to the guy. I'm like, she wants an Apple gift card. They said, you probably shouldn't do that. I said, you know, I'm an old chunk of coal.

2:36.1

And I explained to them how I'm an old chunk of call. I really can't do anything for any type of woman anymore. Well, the thing here, you know, they basically said that I shouldn't do it. And, you know, Jennifer was very mad at me. It was wrong of them to tell you that. But here's the thing, I'm glad you didn't do it because now me and her together, you know?

2:34.6

She was a little pushy, you know? I thought she was a little pushy a little bit. She has the money, right? She doesn't actually need the money, but she's testing you because it's like, is this a good guy? She was on friends. I know she was on friends and friends was very successful. Yeah, you know, I don't remember exactly what else she did after friends. Oh, lots of Adam Sandler movies. She was a Captain America's friend. She's very, very funny. She was Captain America's friend. She was the Black Widow. And I know she probably got the Marvel movie money as well, you know, but me type of guy I'm at, you know, I hang out in rivers,

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