E2 #90 - The King’s Flute 2: The Sacred Nephew [Patreon Preview]

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🗓️ 30 June 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Adventurers Greentooth (Andrew), Captain Spitsong (Branson), and Gutstone (Charles) transporting the skeleton of the sacred nephew to King Vahgo. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-90-kings-2-132876817 Chicago live show on Friday, August 1. Get tickets: https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztzrTWiY-5s

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0:00.0	Ah, okay, thank God. There's Sporeway Springs. I haven't been in a proper town and so damn long.
0:07.0	It feels like it's been so damn long here. Let's see if I could go. What do we got?
0:14.0	There's the inn, there's the brothel, there's the potion store. Armor and blacksmith.
0:21.3	All right, let's get some new shoes.
0:22.7	Let's get my shit ready.
0:23.9	Let's take this and let's write it out to Vago.
0:26.5	All right.
0:27.5	Hello, shopkeeper.
0:28.8	Yeah, there, traveler.
0:30.3	Looks like you could use some new shoes.
0:32.7	Don't often see a guy in these times
0:35.6	and in this type of world that we live in without shoes.
0:38.9	You know, there's a lot of monsters.
0:39.7	Right, it was a troll.
0:41.0	It was a troll asking for food.
0:42.9	I'm sure you've been.
0:43.7	It's a classic style situation around here.
0:46.4	Well, leather comes from a cow, so it is food.
0:48.8	Right.
0:49.0	I know where leather comes from.
0:50.8	I know you know.
0:51.1	I'm just reiterating.
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