I was at Buffalo Wild Wings.

I realized how much more money they were making by offering bone in and boneless wings.

And so now when we get a client and they call us, the first thing we ask about their loved one is,

are you looking for a bone in or a boneless funeral?

And most people, you know, it's a great line because people go a boneless funeral.

I didn't know about this.

What's that?

And we're like, yes, what if we took out all those nasty bones, you can keep the skeleton at home if you want it.

And then we can get a smaller coffin so you're saving on the coffin.

Yeah, exactly.

You can do some Shakespeare stuff with your love.

We got to tell people also, you know, I was saying this, you can't say skeleton.

Because that gives everyone an implication that we're going to attach the bones together.

We don't know how to fucking attach the bones together.