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Episode One

E2 #85 - IPAs and RPGs: Roomba Rumble [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Crunk's (Branson) stepdad's Roomba ran over Dave's (Andrew) girlfriend's glitterbomb and now it's a mess. Brian (Charles) has a new DoorDash and AI shirt. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-85-ipas-and-126642064 Get the new "DooDash & AI" t-shirt: https://e1podcast.dashery.com/products/74264630-doodash-and-ai-t-shirt

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, like you don't want to like, um, like nephotism, like, and like, follow his footsteps.

0:05.9

So, like, you gotta go to your own path.

0:07.9

I don't want a nephrates.

0:09.2

He's a stepdad.

0:10.0

He's not his nephew.

0:10.9

He can't do nefutism.

0:11.9

I don't want to father my footsteps at all.

0:14.0

I want to, like, I don't want, I father's footsteps Especially like my stepfather Gary Barry

0:20.8

And like Gary's a cool guy

0:22.8

Like he would give me a job

0:24.4

But like me and him don't have that

0:26.8

Like type of relationship and I actually kind of

0:28.8

Respect him for it because he's like not trying to be my dad and shit

0:31.7

That's what's so

0:33.7

Nobody can replace a father

0:36.2

What? Nobody could like replace a father you know what I'm saying

0:41.1

like when I could replace a father when Gary first like started begging my mom he was like

0:48.8

I was like 16 I was like a junior stuff so I was like fucking pissed about it obviously and I was like, fucking pissed about it, obviously.

0:55.9

And he was like, listen, you're crunk.

0:58.5

Like, I'm just the guy fucking your mom.

1:01.0

And like, don't worry, you won't be getting a brother.

1:03.4

And I don't care if you called me on my birthday or not.

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