Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, there we got.

Paradise off the parkway.

This six-bed, five-bath, full-briced piece of brutal elegance is one of a kind.

Do you want to rub elbows at the cream of society?

Actually, give me a little oyster with a little cream right there.

Buy in Champaign Estates now, you're in, enjoy your wonderful foyer with a crystal ch chandelier centerpiece that's designed to look like your butler. Sounds too good to be true, right? It is. This home is home to the most prestigious HOA on earth that has a 312 page rule booklet just for how your yard has to look. Does that sound

like too much for you? This house isn't for you, pussy. This is a challenge home to live

correctly and join a neighborhood that is constantly at legal war with each other as a substitute

for social stimulations. Rules, code violations. This is your life now and only for

$4.2 million. Take a look at this house now. I'm going to show you something here. Brett Lee, bring one of those

cans of coke over here. Yeah. All right. So watch this part. Pour a little bit on the oyster just like that.

All right. And then you put out your cigar in the in it. I watch this part. Pour a little bit on the oyster just like that. All right.

And then you put out your cigar in the, in it.

Oh, try that.

All right.

Hold on.

Let me, I got you.

Let me spit out that oyster.

That one didn't go well.

Hold, and let me try another oyster.

Hold, I'm like, let me put this in.

Try it right there. Well, and I had to spit it out real quick. Hold on. Let me get, I got to cleanse my palate.

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