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Episode One

E2 #72 - Telemarketers [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Mild-mannered man Benjamin Fox (Andrew) fields phone calls from scammers (Branson and Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/115803124

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, it's Benjamin Fox. How can I help you?

0:04.3

Oh, hello, Mr. Fox. This here is Asterian Go Lightly. I have just opened a private catering business in Three Pumpkins, and I'm trying to make my name in this cutthroat field.

0:15.2

And I just kind of wanted to give you a call and see if you got any parties coming up, any events that maybe I could cater, let you know about some of my offerings,

0:21.9

just in case you have any friends

0:23.6

who might be interested in the future?

0:26.1

I mean, I don't know.

0:28.4

I've only dealt with catering at company stuff.

0:31.0

I didn't, you know, set it up.

0:32.8

I don't really, you know, maybe someone has...

0:35.4

Well, I'm sure someday you're going to have a party, right? Everyone has a party at some point in their life.

0:39.0

Sure. I mean, maybe...

0:41.0

Maybe I'll...

0:44.3

You know, maybe if it's an engagement party or something like that would be nice.

0:49.4

Okay, well, if, you know, love is in the cards in the future, keep us in mind.

0:54.0

I got to let you know about some of our offerings.

0:56.0

You know, everyone here in Three Pumpkins loves our gin and tonic chicken, don't we?

1:01.2

Oh, from Ritzies on the pier.

1:02.5

I love that place.

1:03.6

Well, guess what?

1:05.0

Hold on to your head if you're wearing one, or sit down if you're not sitting down.

1:08.7

I'm not sure what you should do.

1:10.0

Get ready.

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