E2 #67 - Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: 1.1 Million Dollar Edition [Patreon Preview]

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4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Game show host Branson Philbin (Branson) welcomes guests (Andrew, Charles) to compete for their shot at a 1.1 million dollars. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/110467170

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0:00.0	All right, no luck for a lot of the people so far on the show.
0:03.5	Hopefully we get somebody in here that can get something going.
0:06.4	Let's go ahead and bring out our next guest.
0:08.3	Hopefully they can do something for us here.
0:10.2	Everybody, please welcome Brighton Brantley.
0:16.0	Famous, famous, famous man.
0:17.1	This is not celebrity.
0:18.7	Who wants to be a millionaire, by the way?
0:20.7	Well, Branson, it's good to be here on celebrity millionaire. Um, I just thought,
0:25.7	this is the regular millionaire. This is regular, regular millionaire. We were excited to
0:29.1	see your name pop up. I look, look here, Branson, I ain't no regular millionaire. I sold
0:33.3	millions of records. That leads to multiple millions of dollars. I'm not just some regular million. I'm not some dickhead who sold
0:39.2	his farm and made exactly a million dollars.
0:41.5	I'm a guy with like a hundred million of him
0:43.3	fans. Brian Brantley, I am not
0:45.3	telling you that you are a regular
0:47.4	millionaire. What I am saying
0:49.1	is that this is a regular episode
0:51.3	of who wants to be a millionaire
0:53.0	and not an episode of who wants to be a millionaire and not an episode of who wants to be a millionaire.
0:55.7	If it's not the damn celebrity, don't celebrities.
0:57.5	What do they call me up to do this thing for?
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