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Episode One

E2 #65 - The SurgiCast [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Dr. Jim Greenhands (Andrew) and Dr. Bevis “Paws” Longfellow (Branson) perform surgeries live in front of a massive Las Vegas crowd. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109969884 Sequel to: https://soundcloud.com/episode-one-868768631/105-the-surgicast

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0:00.0

they're wheeling out two guys. I don't know if that's one for you and one for me. What are we doing here?

0:05.9

Well, I got a surprise. Today we have two guys that have agreed. They've actually requested it.

0:11.1

This has been years coming. We have two gentlemen here who have agreed to come here today and entertain all of you folks because they both want to trade legs.

0:22.1

And, you know, looking at this, you know, these legs don't match.

0:26.3

I'm going to say it right out saying, I'm sure the audience is thinking it.

0:29.1

Did these legs match?

0:30.3

And we got one five foot four white man.

0:34.1

And we have about a six foot seven black guy.

0:41.2

You know, I think if it's a bit it's a really good bit but i think there are going to be challenging racial social questions that come out of that so

0:46.9

i'm really excited to perform this surgery and see what comes from it i think they're going to

0:52.1

reverse heights i'm not really sure how that's going to work.

0:55.4

I think this guy is going to be six, seven now. Or maybe they'll meet somewhere in the middle.

0:59.6

I think that's kind of maybe the point of this. They meet in the middle. All right. Let's start,

1:04.8

you know, how about let's divvy it up, divide and conquer there, Dr. Jim. You take one guy, I take

1:10.8

one guy? Oh, we're going to

1:12.6

work on this together.

1:15.4

Let's mix up a little bit

1:16.8

more. Let's each take

1:18.7

off a leg from each guy

1:20.5

and we do the swap.

1:23.1

That makes sense.

1:25.2

All right. Let's do a swap.

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