E2 #58 - Jedi’s: The Dantooine 500 [Patreon Preview]

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🗓️ 26 February 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Jedi's Tannin Sperm (Branson), Darth Hundo (Charles), and Dape Dode (Andrew) gather to watch the Dantooine 500 podrace. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/99254757

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0:00.0	Dave, we'll just talk here for a little bit.
0:02.0	Who you got in this race, Dave?
0:03.2	Do you think Duck Gagger is going to pull it out or or sleeky do Waba?
0:07.5	I have a lot of guys that I'm looking at.
0:09.6	A lot of racers I love.
0:10.9	I love Squitto Wardo.
0:13.0	It's one of the top.
0:14.0	Oh, my God.
0:15.5	Bobo Bus has been on a tear.
0:17.6	He's been doing great. I've always been a bus fan since he was, since his early
0:22.5	days as a rookie. He drives that monopod that a lot of people hated on and then like, look what he
0:28.4	does in a race. I think it looks kind of cool, honestly. I'm on, on my Jedi phone. I'm on draft
0:34.1	Kings right now. And I put a parlay on Chumbobar to come in third and Hardy's Lizzle to come in fifth.
0:43.6	But I think Plingo Fux is going to take it all.
0:46.7	This is Plingo Fux's year.
0:48.5	It's about time for a Sarzil to take it all home, you know?
0:52.1	I could see that.
0:53.3	I can see that.
0:54.3	He has the speed, but I don't know if he has sort of the dexterity to pull off some of the turns on this track.
1:03.5	I think this is his first time in the Dan Tweed 500, right?
1:07.4	Yeah, that's right.
1:08.2	I don't know if that's going to give him the jitters or whatever.
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