E2 #56 - The 3rd Annual E1 All-Star Fantasy Fantasy Draft [Patreon Preview]

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🗓️ 12 February 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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This year we draft college frat houses. With Branson, Andrew, Charles, Tom, Joel, and Nick. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/98349005

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0:00.0	Tom, Tom!
0:01.8	Do you have anything to say?
0:03.8	I do.
0:04.7	For the last pick in round number three,
0:07.7	we're going to take an absolute stone cold pimp,
0:10.6	a major pipe player.
0:12.6	That is John Arbuckle.
0:15.0	Oh, that's a good pick.
0:17.1	Is it?
0:17.5	You would expect Tom to pick Garfield,
0:20.2	but he went for the real sleeper.
0:21.8	Absolutely.
0:22.5	I mean,
0:22.9	Garfield is so mainstream.
0:24.7	But like John Arbuckle.
0:25.7	He holds the house a winty pussy.
0:27.3	Who holds the house together?
0:29.1	John Arbuckle, if he puts a condom on in his dick's heart, it still slides off.
0:34.1	John,
0:34.2	that's a terrible.
0:35.1	He's not a good.
0:35.9	He's a terrible. He's not a good, he's not cool. There's nothing good.
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