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Episode One

E2 #46 - The DooDash Bridge of Bastards Invitational Sponsored by MyFreeLawyer.com [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Shoutcasters Reclxner (@necrobranson), SynaptiKle (@intellegint), and f.GUMP (@charlesraustin) provide commentary at the annual DooDash Bridge of Bastards Invitational featuring the Chocobos on Crack vs. the MyFood.Gov Mudkips vs. the FaZe Clan's Brazilian team. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84823132

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0:00.0

Well, as you can see in the jungle glades, X push and Killstar just spawned the Numa Numa

0:05.1

guy and he's eating enough fruit to get bigger and increase his size. That'll be a huge

0:11.1

advantage in terms of a tinky build. But coming up right behind him is matching from the Mud Kibs,

0:17.7

grimace with the one playing Robert Mitcham.

0:23.6

He's got a bucket of lie he's dumping on the Numa Numa guy.

0:24.6

He's looking disgusting.

0:26.6

His skin is melting before our eyes.

0:28.3

Oh, that is sad to see.

0:30.2

That is a huge play.

0:31.9

That is a huge play. And at the same time, we have also seen they've scouted out the snake from the jungle book.

0:37.4

My cousin Vitty has hired Dick Tracy and Dick Tracy has located the insidiousness.

0:41.8

He's going to hold the bridge.

0:43.1

That's going to hold the bridge.

0:44.2

That's an early game Marvel.

0:46.0

I mean, we see all these trade routes.

0:47.6

They need to get control of that bridge away before they load up on a hooters.

0:51.1

Oh, and racist.

0:52.5

The coach of the chocobos on crack is not happy.

0:55.5

You can see that he's saying something on the sideline that I can't tell what he's saying,

0:59.4

but it would appear to be racist against somebody or other.

1:03.3

And that brings us to our first heated gamer moment of the day brought to you by Dogfighter

1:07.5

Hot Sauce.

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