E2 #40 - Comedians Sharing a Car Doing Comedy [Patreon Preview]

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4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2022

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Comedy veteran Johnny Moretti (@necrobranson) welcomes legendary comedy duo Max Deezer (@intellegint) and Billy Deezer (@charlesraustin) to reflect on their comedy careers and share some new jokes. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/69304888 See E1 Live in Chicago (9/8): https://sleeping-village.com/event/local-universe-presents-e1-live/

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0:00.0	Where the Crawdad sing is out now, a movie.
0:03.7	Have you seen this?
0:04.6	Have you heard about this?
0:06.1	No, I haven't seen or heard about that.
0:07.9	I was doing the joke.
0:09.0	I was doing the set up.
0:10.0	I didn't want you to respond.
0:11.9	I was doing the joke.
0:13.4	All right, let me start over.
0:16.4	Where the crud...
0:17.0	Sorry. the crad sing is out now have you seen this have you heard about this
0:29.5	oh it just came out no god damn it who made that joke set up i'm doing the joke set up all right
0:35.5	oh i got you i got you you. Where's the movie playing?
0:38.3	Where the Crawdads is out now. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?
0:42.3	And apparently it isn't getting great reviews where the Crawdads sing.
0:47.6	Apparently the critics are mad that the role of the Crawdad was played by William Hung.
0:53.6	Oh, yeah, that guy couldn't sing.
0:55.6	Yeah, he couldn't sing at all.
0:56.7	That's kind of why I wrote the joke like that,
0:58.5	because what if the Crawdads were played by William Hung?
1:02.9	When he used to under singing, I thought they should have just killed him right there on the spot.
1:06.6	He sounded like such shit.
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