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Greetings, cat lovers, and welcome to the Kitty Cat Club Cat Contest Summer League. And we got

some bright up-and-coming cats here ready to warm your heart up by playing with a big string

or falling off

in Armwar, you know, something like that.

My name is Ferris Fortune, and I'd like to introduce, throw it to my two co-hosts here, Orpheus

Griggs and the legendary Sir Willie Balder Dash.

Guys, how do you like the kiddies this year?

Well, I'm saying right off the bat,

these are some of the best cats we've seen, especially in the summer league. They're looking

fit. They're looking strong. They look like they got their summer coats all shiny and fluffy.

And they've been grooming like crazy. Sir Wally. Yeah, I mean, like you're saying,

they got the summer coats in, but don't let that discount the fluffiness of these 10 contestants.

I mean, even though they've been shedding, you know, I saw them backstage.

They're, uh, all the, all the staff at this event is having to use lint rollers constantly because these cats are shedding.

But you know what?

They're so fluffy. I think this might be

one of the fluffiest crops of kitties that we have here to four ever seen. These cats are

very fluffy. I know we've all spent a lot of time backstage looking at all these cats get

ready. And you know what? The mood is electric. The cats are really bright-eyed, bushy-tailed.

Apparently, earlier a bird got into the backstage area,

and these cats have just been losing their fucking minds.

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