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Greetings one and all. This is Good King Grinstead of the Southern Kingdom, and I am here gathered today with some of the most esteemed kings of the land as we await the yearly prophecy from the

oracle. As we all know, the location of the yearly prophecy rotates according to who wins

the big baseball championship every year, and this year the Southern Kingdom Kings took home

the crown, defeating the Mudville No Sox All Peasant Team 11 to 3.

So, we are gathered in my luxurious poolhouse to await the Oracle and her words of wise wisdom.

As you can see, I have taken care to light the ceremonial candles.

No expense has been spared on these bath and bodyworks dark

amber and owed candles, which is basically dark golden amber, fresh rainwater, and owed wood

with natural essential oils. Now, King Vago, Prince Pussy Willow, Count Snidly.

Perhaps we can go around the room and say a little about our kingdoms and our hope for this year's prophecy.

Vago, I believe the last time we spoke, you were not yet a king.

Well, yeah, I'm a king now.

Is a scribe going to take all this down?

Oh, yeah, you could see him there in the corner. He's fucking writing away. So he took down that whole speech, that whole speech you just gave.

He has all that written down. I had a written copy of it that I didn't let him look at and I made him

write it down just to like kind of keep him shut. And he's writing down the stuff. Yeah, he's writing down the stuff I'm saying now. Oh, yeah. Well, that kind of, you didn't tell us that

you would kind of give a speech. You kind of got a speech. Did he tell you guys that he was going to

give a speech? Well, that's why I'm going around to you know. Seems like he might be trying to

big time us right now. And I feel like, listen, some type of way about that. It's in a king's nature to big time.

You're not going to be the king if you don't big time everybody.

Well, I just, you know, I wish next time, you know, I think we should all agree, you know, altogether, just as, you know, as kings, a king's oath.

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