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E2 #30 - The Captain's Log of the S.S. Forneus: Dispatch from Hell [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

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Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2021

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Upon passing through the Gates of Hell, Captain Trolley (@necrobranson) is greeted by demons Leedo (@intellegint) and Count Stopo (@charlesraustin), who explain day to day life in the underworld and the traditions of Antichristmas. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55257237

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0:00.0

Well, maybe the Satanus listening to this will learn a little bit about Antichristmas.

0:04.6

Let me put it for you this way.

0:06.0

What's the opposite of red?

0:08.2

Okay, like color-wise?

0:10.0

Yes.

0:11.6

Well, you know, you have blue and yellow on the other side of red, and I guess if you combine those, it would be green.

0:16.7

So the opposite of red would be green.

0:18.4

Exactly right.

0:19.4

So on earth, you have red and green.

0:23.1

So down here, some of the colors we use for Antichristmas are green and red.

0:28.7

Oh, quite diabolical.

0:31.6

Those are the same two colors, though.

0:34.3

But flipped.

0:35.8

Okay, so the stuff that is traditionally like green is now red? No, the trees are so green. But flipped. Okay, so the stuff that is traditionally like green is now red?

0:39.8

No, the trees are so green, but we just put them upside down.

0:43.6

Or do you guys have stockings?

0:45.0

Are those green?

0:46.3

Those are upside down too.

0:48.8

So the stuff just falls out of them on the floor?

0:51.4

No.

0:51.6

Well, there's never going to be any stuff in the stockings anyway

0:54.3

because on anti-Christmas, we give presents to Santa.

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