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College is supposed to be the best job of your life. At least that's when I thought going into it.

I thought it would be all Toga parties, Red Solo Cups, and getting Hepatitis B. Arizona State hasn't been as crazy as I thought it would be.

You got to take a COVID test every single time you get into that one hot tub in Professor

Kevin Federline's office where the students get their toes sucked by the teachers.

Things just aren't back in full swing yet.

I'm just trying to find my place.

On the bright side, all my boys and I have met up for Hashman's birthday.

Oh yeah, you know what that means.

There's just, well, one little downside.

Hashman wants to be the first guy to ever overdose on weed,

and he's invited us all to watch him die.

The kid is one of my best friends, so I'm scared, but the truth is,

this is the coolest thing he or anyone has ever done.

We all decided we're going to record this event in accordance with Hashman's last wishes.

So I guess ladies and gentlemen of the Guinness Book of World Records, I'm not sure why he thought that they would be able to print that.

But welcome to Hashman's End, the first man to die of weed.

And I'm here with three of the best buds a guy could ask for.

Hashman, why don't you do the honors of telling us a little about yourself first?

Oh, man, this is great.

Everyone's here.

My name's Hashman.

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