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Episode One

E2 #20 - Joe Biden [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8881 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2020

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk more. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/34914706

Transcript

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0:00.0

You know, you would have a lady that'd work for you, and it was the secretary thing, but it wasn't a sexy kind of thing.

0:06.6

People don't, people get the wrong idea.

0:08.2

It wasn't a sexy kind of thing, you know.

0:10.1

It was just the way it went back then.

0:11.7

You touch them on the chin a little bit while you're leaning on the desk and you smile and your wife hates her, but it's not really a thing. God bless her, Dr. Joe Biden, my wife, I am Joe Biden's wife that is,

0:25.1

she's just one of the best people that ever kind of understood that kind of stuff back then.

0:29.7

You know, because women weren't able to go fishing off the wharf back then. They weren't allowed on

0:33.9

the wharf, right? But nowadays, they can go gigging for her cradads.

0:40.8

Whenever they want, they can do it in the middle of the night if they want. And that just shows you a lot of stuff's changed for our society in a good way. And women can take pictures at

0:46.6

restaurants. They can say, love these ladies. And they can put their arms around each other.

0:52.0

And nowadays, it's the guys that got to like say, hey, Buster Brown, watch where you're stepping.

0:57.2

Because we don't want to get suit on our nice suit because the exhaust pipe's going to come backfiring at us.

1:03.4

And I'll admit, I've been a few times where I've got my face caught in the tailpipe or I look through the binoculars and got the ring around my eyes. But at the end of the day, I'm always there with my million-dollar smile saying, what's chipper? What's up, Doc?

1:15.2

You know, there was a time when Democrats and Republicans and liberals and conservatory used to spend a lot of time together of time together and you know it was a young senator

1:30.3

young senator 18,000 dollars a year you know it's a brand new suit fresh out of the box

1:36.2

and you can still smell that price tag and there was a there was a man in there was a respected

1:42.2

senator from south carolina His name, Senator, of course,

1:48.7

Philbo, N. Ward Sayer. And he and I worked on a lot of things. We worked on a lot of things

1:55.8

together. We worked on, you know, making sure that the water fountains in the Pentagon were labeled the right way, things that

2:02.7

all Americans of all types of sizes, you know, petite or large Marge could agree on that we need

2:11.7

to be doing. And I'll never forget what he said to me, He said, Joe, women need what the Jews had.

2:20.9

I said, what do you mean?

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