When you go on holiday, there is no finer achievement than doing absolutely nothing.

Nothing on the beach, nothing by the pool.

Walking kind of nowhere and chatting about nothing.

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All right, I just got a vent to you guys real quick. I just want to know if I'm fucking losing my mind or not.

What would you guys do? Hang on, let me buckle up because I just left scuba class, okay?

And I know everyone can't relate to that because scuba stands for self-contained underwater breathing apparatus, which doesn't appeal to most humans.

But I am going for it.

So I took my first class.

First of all, I did a 15-hour online course.

I haven't taken a test in of any type of scholastic learning, any type of test in, well, I don't know, or 26 years.

So that was very difficult. I had to study and memorize shit and my brain just does not work very well that way. My brain doesn't work any way very well, especially this way. So I passed the test with flying colors I get like a a

I average like a 93% on five tests that accumulate like 15 hours so I'm doing great in my

mind I'm like fuck yeah it feels good to get a minus.

And then I go, and this is how it works, to get certified for scuba diving,

you got to complete the online exam,

then you take an exam at the end of that,

then you got to go in and do one day in a swimming pool where you learned all the, like the mechanics of how to use the equipment in a swimming pool, and then you do two open ocean dives, one out in Catalina, which is like, you know, our boat ride from LA and

then one out in the open ocean.

Then I'm certified for life, I could scuba anywhere in the world.

So I just am like, fuck it everywhere.

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