What's going on, everybody? Welcome to another episode of The Vial Files Happy Monday. I am your host, Nick. Join by my producer, Rachelle, in the comfort of our homes, at least for this part. I mean, this, this episode of Ask Nick was previously recorded in our studios before.

For quarantine times, but we are adjusting, trying to give you some current event introductions, if you will. How's your, how's your home, Rachelle?

My home is good. You know, this is kind of funny. I, I have a mail roommate and I don't know that. Oh yeah, he's my friend from college. He's also gay, but like he's the only man I've seen.

So long, and I've started, I can't help myself. I'm starting to get a crush on, like, I don't tell him, but I have a crush on him. Like, I've started, like, we'll be watching TV at night and I'll be like, oh my God, like, so hot. And I've known him literally 10 years. This is what's happening. It's making us all go crazy.

Is that, is that what happens when people go to prison? Just kind of like, like, is that like your options are limited?

Seriously, your brain starts playing tricks on you. Maybe we should just.

It's kind of how the bachelor works, you know, you just kind of have, you know, I don't know. Eventually, you know, eventually you'll just eat what's in front of you.

You get hungry enough, you know, what are you going to do?

Have you had, have you read, have you looked at any of Colton's books? What was book? He was his tour.

You know, I saw that he said something about like how he was questioning his sexuality before the before he was the bachelor.

And but I haven't read it yet. Have you?

I started listening to it. I had tried to muscle through. Maybe maybe I'm just not the target demo.

He does, he informs us that he prefers baths over showers and his favorite drink is sangria.

I don't know. I didn't get to the sexuality part, but I did get to the baths in sangria part.

They really featured a lot of showers in the bachelor. So that's actually kind of surprising.

Yeah. I mean, like I skim through it, basically spoiler alert. It opens with Colton saying, if you want to know I'm a virgin, you should read this book.

And then it's a lot of like bachelor bachelor blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then it ends with him telling you his virginity is none of his none of your business.

So I mean, none of our business. It was a storyline that we all watched.

I mean, it's like his the whole title is about his virginity. He tells you to read to find out he was a virgin and then he tells you to fuck off at the end.

Yeah. So anyways, I don't know. I don't really, I mean, it seems a bit disingenuous, but I don't know. I've seen some of his interviews this week.

I have more of an issue with some of his comments. He's made about the show in his time on the show. I mean, I just don't like I don't like it when I find that sometimes people in the show and Colton.

He's at a pretty good run. Like he never really got a bad at it. He's never had a bad experience.

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