Good morning. Good afternoon. Good evening.

Different intro. Well, I said good morning because it's morning now, but then I thought to

myself immediately, I was like, I don't know when people are listening to this. But if it's like

at bar, you know, bar time, they're like, you know what? I'm drunk. I'm eating chicken nuggets.

Yes. Let's listen to Nick talk. This seems like a perfect time.

Well, welcome to episode whatever. What? 11? Yeah. What? 11? It's lucky to some people.

I last night, I want to take a quick moment to a quick story. I was kind of late today.

I apologize. I do not like being late. It tries me fucking nuts. Also, I think people generally

have accepted being late. I had a friend who at 3.30 in the morning knocked on my door, drunk.

I was really irritated. Was he okay? She as a friend. Well, I've just, I used, I know this

person. I've been on this person for several months. I, I like her. She's a friend. I like,

I met her because I liked her, liked her. Well, I was interested, interested. If you repeat it,

it has more emphasis. And, you know, I guess the point I'm telling the story is sometimes playing

hard to get in eventually backfires. It just gets old and it gets annoying and obnoxious. And when

you become the unpredictable, like, here's my problem, right? I'm attracted to the, the, the wild

horses, so to speak, as my friend Ashley, I, has, has told me. Apparently, that's a phrase from a

book. Is it the notebook? No, it's sex in the city. I don't know. Fuck, I don't know.

Anyways, she should have had my door at 3.30. Bank. First, I got six miss calls. I'm coming over.

Oh, no. I, I saw the fourth call. I woke, I was woken up by this. I mean, it was like, I'm not

dealing with this. Only if I heard a knock on my door. I was super annoyed. And then like, she was

all, like, intoxicated, woke up hung over. I was super pissed. And then I, like, take her to her

place. And I was like, you're really inconsiderate. She's probably really embarrassed.

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