Over here? Right here? Okay. Hello, my name is Alex Branson and I am auditioning for SNL.

S&L standing for Saturday Night Live, I presume? Yep. Okay. I am an amateur stand-up comedian. I have spent over $5,000 on second city classes in Chicago to learn the craft of improv comedy. I've spent over $7,000 on upright citizen brigades classes with Matt Besser.

I've spent over $2,000 on the Billy Crystal Blackface Masterclass, which I took online.

I've wanted to be in Saturday Night Live, ever since I saw the movie Coneheads.

Part of it for laughing, but the idea that they would have such

ridiculous heads and that no one ever seemed to comment or notice or do anything with their

big cone-like heads. Even when they would hit their heads on the ceiling, wow, that was really

inspirational for me.

And they acted so weird, you would think that people would put one and two together about

the coatheads, in which they do not.

Much to my delight as a young boy and now is a young, or middle-aged man.

My film credits include I was in the adam sandler movie uh mr gay goes to fart as a horny camp counselor and i did shirt off in that one um it

wasn't a big deal for me. Adam's really humble on set.

He doesn't even hit you when you look him in the eyes.

He's still got it.

His body keeps swelling up and he gets wider and wider every year,

kind of like he has too much salt or something.

I tried to tell him that.

They didn't let me in his trailer.

But great guy to work with. It was a great role. I was in the black, or in the Jack Black film, Fat Goose bumps as Fat Dracula. I gained over 300 pounds for that role.

I voiced the minigun operator in BoJack Horseman Season 5, Sad Horse Incest Scare,

which was a really weird season that they had like a long-lost thing.

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