But I mainly use the phone where I'm living right now, which is inside of the Everybody Loves Raymond Museum. And I could tell you why I'm living there if you want to hear it, but we could also move on to the Megan Trainers. Oh, I'd love to hear. I'd love to hear about it. You know, I love everybody loves Raymond. I'm a huge Phil Rosenthal fan. Well, that's exactly why. Oh, my God. I love Phil Rosenthal.

That gets directly into exactly why I'm a huge Phil Rosenthal fan. Well, that's exactly why. Oh, my God, I love Phil Rosenthal. That gets directly into exactly why I'm living there. It's because Phil Rosenthal... Are you telling me you directly referenced Phil Rosenthal in why you're living in the Everybody Loves Raymond Museum? Absolutely, I'm telling you that. And here is... I can't wait to hear this. I know Phil Rosenthal, for everyone at home, is someone we're not going to explain. You should look him up. So he... He's got a Netflix show. He's got a PBS show. He's got $100 million trillion. And everybody lets him do whatever he wants. Because he was... He did something for everybody loves Raymond, but Phil Rosenthal, he called

me.

Something.

He was the genius behind everyone loves Raymond, the creator that brought Ray Romano's stand-up

comedy to life.

That's true.

That's very true.

And basically what happened, though, is he hired me, he called me up on the phone and he said, Columbo, I got a bit of a problem. You know, when I was doing, when we were doing everybody loves Raymond, I saw something. I saw something. I saw Ray Romano do something. And I, and, you know, I've been. You're telling me that, wait, hello, you tell me, Phil Rosenthal, who I love and trust implicitly, said he saw Ray Romano doing something he shouldn't be doing?

He said he saw something bad.

And I could tell by the look on his face that it was bad.

I can tell on the look on your face.

You got, you know, I couldn't see that big sweat drop on your forehead right now.

I'm getting nervous even thinking about it. This Hollywood stuff, these guys in Hollywood, they're crazy. Absolutely. And that's why Phil Rosenthal keeps making all these shows because the, because he's been blackmailing Ray Romano to bankroll all these shows for him to go and eat food.

All these shows. Every single one of them.

I mean, so many shows such as I'll have what's Phil's having on PBS and somebody

feed Phil on Netflix.

Yes.

And all these shows.

All these wonderful shows that we all know and love.

Hundreds of shows he's been doing.

Hundreds and hundreds of shows.

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