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E0 #13 - Walt's Smile Log [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

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Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2021

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) talks about patronizing a lemonade stand, buying a new car, and his thoughts on President Joe Biden. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/46745206

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0:00.0

Smile log, all right? I saw a young girl with a lemonade stand today. It made me smile a lot to see this.

0:08.3

You know, a little entrepreneur going out there and selling lemonade at the side of the road.

0:13.6

It's cute. You know, it's cute. And classic kind of little girl, you know, with the jeans and the bright, you know, what's it

0:22.0

called? Dimples or whatever, really kind of getting suckers to overpay for some lemonade,

0:26.9

you know? So, and I'm looking there, I'm getting nostalgia a little bit, you know, it used to

0:32.4

be a regular thing. It'd be some cute kids selling some shit, sugar water, whatever, but you

0:36.9

give them a quarter or whatever, and it's fine.

0:39.6

You know, so I get there, and the first thing I notice is I'm looking at her sign, right?

0:45.4

She's got the little platform with the, you know, that paper only teachers have on a pedestal,

0:52.3

like they're going to paint something but instead they're just doing

0:54.8

ABCs or whatever and it says lemonade on it.

0:59.3

Properly capitalized.

1:02.5

You know, no cute backwards letter and, you know, and to me that's a mistake.

1:07.6

When you make a lemonade stand, right, you're going to, you got to have like

1:11.4

the, you know, the D backwards. You got to have one of the letters backwards. That's just,

1:16.4

it expresses to the, uh, to the person, you know, uh, uh, using the lemonade stand, purchasing the

1:24.6

customer that, you know, this is a child doing it. If you have everything

1:28.3

properly spelled, you know, there is a concern that this is a money-making operation that

1:34.6

perhaps an adult is orchestrating. You know, I'm not accusing the little girl of having, like,

1:41.7

you know, being a pawn in a larger financial scheme, but I'm just

1:46.4

saying it's possible. You know, everything was spelled right. The lemonade was in, you know,

1:51.6

a big classic jaw. She had like the red cups that you just kind of pour it in and you go on

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