You've been in foreign climbers, Henry.

Yes, I've spent a week in France, lovely.

When you come back, what kind of COVID things do you have to do?

Oh, it's an absolute nightmare.

Unless you don't bother to look it up, right?

Unless you don't bother to look it up, which I, in a way, wish I hadn't.

But I had to fall back on various better organized relatives of mine to help me, including

a sister-in-law and a brother.

Did they swab you in your sleeve?

Well, they just had, they just forwarded me lots of links.

But the whole last day of the holiday was basically spent kicking on links and looking at

cue archives and swearing and driving around small French towns going into the pharmacies and

then telling me that they wouldn't give me an antigen test because they were fully booked.

Did you have to get a black market one?

I had to get a French farmer to do me one.

In basically, you know the way they make foie gras?

Yeah.

It was basically the same thing.

It was basically burst you.

And soon you got into COVID inside.

Yeah.

He ruptured all my internal organs.

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