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Three Bean Salad

Buffets

Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Accordionist Alex directs the beans towards the subject of buffets this week. Pile your plates high with UN etiquette, poker with The Boys and how best to handle a fire in a chemical warehouse.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm ex-card members. Get ready for a week of shopping with discounts at your favorite retailers,

0:06.0

like 25% of a Bose, up to 50 pounds. To get more, search I'm ex-UK Member Week on

0:12.9

from October 16th to 22nd. 18-plus, subject to status, enrollment required,

0:18.0

season season eligibility apply.

0:29.6

My girlfriend just texted me from Estonia. She's there for work, she's been put up in a hotel

0:34.9

and she sent me a text that says, the shower here is just a hole that you sweep water into.

0:41.5

Does that mean the person sharing is underneath the hole?

0:49.2

Is that the only thing you have to press yourself against the edges of the hole?

0:53.6

It's like a sort of action hero.

0:56.6

Suspense yourself when they're sort of high up in the corridor.

0:59.3

What I think out works is probably the guest in the room above sweeps into their hole.

1:03.6

Ah, right.

1:04.8

And then your show to the water as you sweep water, the same water into the hole below.

1:09.8

So it's a symbiotic hotel.

1:11.5

Yeah, it's the first fully symbiotic Estonian hotel that I know of.

1:16.0

Presumably the cheapest rooms at the top floor then.

1:17.9

I don't know how you get the water from the bottom of or back up to the top.

1:21.0

That's one of the reasons this hasn't yet become rolled out across all hotels.

1:25.9

Probably using bowling ball, moving technology.

1:29.2

Well, the only other way you could do it is you'd have to set up the hotel,

1:32.0

the rooms to work a bit like the London Eye, so all the rooms would have to also be rotating.

1:37.0

Constantly rotating, essential spoke.

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