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Dwell Hello 03: Castle for The King in Texas

Watch What Crappens

Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam | Wondery

Tv & Film

4.815K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

A huge family needs a huge house. She wants a big dining room. He wants a turret. What will they do??

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0:00.0

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0:06.5

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0:12.5

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0:31.0

Well, hello, and welcome to Dwell Hello. It's our House Hunters podcast. I'm Ben, that's Ronnie, and we're the guys from Watch Your Crappens, and we are tackling House Hunters. What's going on? What's going on, Ronnie?

0:45.0

What has it going, honey?

0:47.0

You know, I'm doing great. I was really amused by this episode that we're covering today. It's season 78, episode 13.

0:55.0

I believe it's called Castle for a King. Is that one a castle for the King? Okay. It's a very important episode in the whole of the House Hunters. Very strong, strong entry. Have to say.

1:10.0

Strong, very strong entry is very hilarious. If you guys don't already know, we also do another podcast called Watch Your Crappens. That's all bravo stuff and beyond. We also cover some Netflix things like that.

1:22.0

So go check that out. Also, wherever you get your podcasts or follow us on social media at Watch Your Crappens on Instagram and at what crap is on Twitter. And yeah, so let's jump into it. Let's jump into season 78, episode 13, Castle for the King.

1:39.0

Looking, here we are in Prosper, Texas. Prosper, which looks like it's full of prosperity there. There's a tank of something. There's all sorts of tanks. There's water tanks, gas tanks. I mean, a tank for every, a tank for every dream.

1:58.0

Yes, they're like, listen, this town is a shit hole. What should we call it? Money. No, that's too obvious.

2:04.0

Heaven. No, Prosper. All right. Well, at least it makes people feel like there's a chance. They took the bare minimum of B-roll for this poor town because we see like a water tank. We see some sort of gas refinery. And then there's like some sort of structure. It almost looks like a car park, but it's not a car park.

2:26.0

It's just like a covered walkway that like brown covered walkway, brown grass, a lot of brown in this town. And that's like really all we get to see.

2:35.0

Yes. And a lot of American flags because I noticed just from growing up in a place with a lot of poor areas, like the poor the area, the more flags there are.

2:45.0

It's almost like we're poor, but we're American. Damn it. I've never really understood. Listen, I love living in America. I love being an American. Like just what we do. I mean, I'm just so American. And I am a Texan. So I'm not against the American flags. It's just something I've noticed, you know, that where the poor, the neighborhood, the more American flags there are. Not really sure what that's about. But, you know, you go. America.

3:12.0

America. So this one, you know, you would never know. I would never think that prosper is a poor area. First of all, it's called prosper. So there's that. Second of all, this entire episode is all about McManchins. It's like here are three McManchins that look almost identical, except this banister is slightly darker than that banister.

3:32.0

Yes, and different different home depot tiles. Yeah, it's like we went. We went with a different ballot in the home depot this week. And also they've got that this is very Texas too. And especially for a place called prosper, where there's like a hair cutting place that you go to, but they only use weed whackers. I mean, this poor lady.

3:52.0

It's like an art here that weed whacker hair. I mean, she really looks like she got caught in a wind storm and just, you know, went up against a meat slicer. I mean, this hair is just terrible.

4:04.0

It's like a Karen haircut, but it's like, but somehow like it's like a variation on a strange variation. It's almost like a Karen haircut, but like with like that's hiding a camera in the back or something.

4:18.0

It just sort of like goes up and out and back. Yeah, short in the front and then in the back. It's short, but it's like punk like little little chunk, little triangle or trunk sticking out different like she took 20 different maps.

4:31.0

I have to bring up a picture of this woman right now because like I'm just working off memory and the memory was like very strong. But now I now I like really need to I need to have a fresh visual on her.

4:44.0

Because I also remember she had a very strong palette for her makeup too, right? She had really aggressive blush.

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