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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

On this very special Jackie and Laurie Show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is happy because she was able to eat that cookie. Laurie (@anylaurie16) reminds you the job is headlining, honey. And don't worry, I don't know what to do with a compliment either...

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:10.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:20.0	All the fucking comedy clubs are closed this week Show, the Jackie and Lori show.
0:24.7	All the fucking comedy clubs are closed this week.
0:28.4	What kind of city is this?
0:32.9	Every club is open in New York City right now and on Christmas.
0:35.6	Christmas Eve, everything shut down.
0:57.2	I was going to go to flappers and just like try to get on a set. And they're not even open. Do you know why? Do you know why? Seeks. There's so many Sikhs in New York. That's why. Yes, there are plenty of, but you know what? This isn't a religious town. This is a townful of people that left their families and have nothing to do and I'm not just talking about the comics I'm talking about other no I this is what made me go we should start recording
1:03.9	is Kyle said Lori do you have a set after this and Lori was like no I don't and I have to say I had a comparable feeling this very day.
1:14.4	How?
1:15.4	Where I was like, I wanted to go to a set.
1:18.7	And it was, it's too bad.
1:21.6	We should have scheduled a we should have scheduled a Zoom show.
1:24.0	Do you want to do a Zoom show tomorrow night on Christmas?
1:28.7	Let me double check, but that sounds like a great idea. Like Monday night, Christmas
1:33.2	night. We could do it. Yeah, I think so too. I don't know how we can get our
1:37.2	notify our Max Funners. I mean, everybody's on break, but Patreon and Rangers of the Dork Forest, two weeks off.
1:46.8	I'm taking two weeks off here.
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