We open on a festive Christmas snow globe sitting on a mantle above a Christmas hearth,

with stockings on it with names like Andrew, Branson, and Branson.

As artificial snow falls inside the globe, we zoom into the window of a quaint little Christmas cabin,

and to our surprise, it turns out there's an entire other universe in there.

Then we zoom back out to see that the universe is actually in a cat's eye.

Then we zoom back in really far.

And we go through about six universes that are all inside of each other like rest and nesting dolls.

Until we finally zoom in on a green and blue planet, not unlike our own.

Except that this planet is full of fantastical fantasy creatures, the likes of which would make

J.R.R. Tolkien blush. On the planet known as middle... Jupiter, it is nearly Christmas time,

and indeed the Christmas moon is on the rise.

Tonight, the Christmas moon will shine its fullest, signaling that Christmas is only six days away.

In the town of Kringlehaven, everyone is eagerly preparing for their favorite holiday.

Sorcerers are in sorcering deer to make them look like reindeer for a week.

Rogues and thieves are looting local businesses in order to give all the stuff to poor kids from the races that no one cares about, like dwarves or hobbits or whatever.

A silver volcano is draped in gold tinsel, and it's erupting green and red lava, which the local mages are expending thousands of MP in order to keep casting a long spell to create these beautiful Christmastime colors.

Nestled in this Christmas crazy village, we see a pub called O'Christmases Grogville.

A fire is roaring in the hearth fueled by the wonderful power of a pile of oily rags.

There are all kinds of colorful string lights hung up and Christmas trees out the wazoo

and no shortage of pipers piping and French hens doing what they do,

laying eggs or gossiping about who fucked who in the hen house or whatever.

On a large dais behind the bar, we see the crown jewel of the establishment, a lapis lazuli

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