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Episode One

Dungeons & Deagles: Rat Wash 1871 [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2023

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

A group of fearless cowboys gathers in a small Texas town to hunt for the fugitive Varnadoe, wanted for a massacre at Hogtown Horse Ranch where he killed up to 50 horses. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82607425

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0:00.0

All right. As we sit there inside of the saloon, we can see the guy wiping a rag in an

0:07.0

NPC motion, wiping the counter with a rag and an NPC motion over and over again. And we hear

0:13.4

the door fly open. Who would like to walk in first?

0:22.9

Guess nobody. I guess we're done here i mean i'll go and show us up a man no one comes

0:28.1

all right i'm just going to choose which one of you guys go comes in from now on all right

0:32.9

so and in comes in the saloon door a a man named Swirley Hogue.

0:39.7

What does he look like, Andrew?

0:42.3

Well, Swirley Hogue is a man of stature.

0:47.5

He's about 5-11.

0:50.8

He's got chaps on that are white, no shirt he is fucking peeled he's bronzed up he's got abs he's got big old arms

1:01.2

got a huge barrel chest and on his head is a small white hat cowboy hat course. You say small hat.

1:12.5

You know, how small are we talking?

1:14.3

It's hanging on the back of his head like a yarmulke.

1:17.6

Okay, but is it still like wide brimmed?

1:20.2

Yeah, yeah.

1:21.1

Like you can tell it's a cowboy hat, but it's like sits,

1:24.1

it sits kind of casually, like kind of relax on the back of his head.

1:27.5

So it doesn't mess up his hair.

1:29.3

Right.

1:29.6

And he's got a big white smile.

1:32.4

His boots are white and he's got loud spurs that clink and, you know, make that rattley clinky spur noise, you know?

1:47.9

Yeah, let's cut to your horse outside the horse you rode in on uh what's your horse's name what's your horse look like my horse is one of those

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