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Episode One

Dungeons & Deagles: Kaiju [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2024

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

The year is 2132. Japan has been ruled by monster for over 100 years, since the fall of the Ultra Gods, who were very cool and had very cool outfits. Now, three monsters—Mighty Guy 1 (Charles), Tex (Andrew), and Kong Tut (Cameron @DrCameronFetter) must defend their domain. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/110291199

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0:00.0

Welcome to E1D and Deagles. I am your host, D.M. Branson. I'm going to jump right into this one.

0:05.8

We're going to introduce everybody as we introduce their characters. Set the stage here.

0:10.3

The year is 2132. Japan has been ruled by monsters for over 100 years since the fall of the

0:18.7

ultra gods, a group of heroes that were very cool and had very

0:23.3

cool outfits. But, tragically, in 2032, we do not have any descriptions or drawings of them

0:30.8

because the first thing that the monsters did when they took over Japan was kill all of the

0:37.1

manga ka and whatever the anime version of manga ka is.

0:41.4

And also, all of the artists and animators and producers and big picture money type of guys.

0:47.9

There was no one left to describe and draw these cool guys.

0:51.1

And as the monsters took Japan, anime, and manga, it's pronounced, died.

0:58.2

Without anime and manga to inspire teenage soldiers, the world all over has fallen into a

1:06.6

dystopian nightmare. Monsters come and go from their new homeland of Japan as they please,

1:12.3

occasionally traveling the world to satisfy their violent urges. In this world, monsters basically

1:20.0

have to satisfy their violent urges like it is eating food for us, where every once in a while

1:25.3

they got to go to a different city and knock it down or something. I don't know

1:29.2

if it's exactly food or whatever, but they

1:31.2

got to do it. That's how the monsters work.

1:35.1

You, wait, so it's been a hundred years.

1:36.8

The monsters haven't destroyed every city yet,

1:39.1

and they've had 100 years to do it.

1:41.0

Well, the humans keep building the cities. The world is

1:43.2

big. There's only, uh, you know,

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