Dude Where's My Gator?
Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Kurt and Scotty talk about an emotional support alligator that is no longer welcome at Walmart, a man loses his car after bachelor party and the viral Moroccan legend Emile Leray!
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
| 0:06.2 | The Girlfriends is back with a new season, and this time I'm telling you the story of Kelly |
| 0:11.1 | Harnet. |
| 0:12.0 | Kelly spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit. |
| 0:16.7 | As she fought for her freedom, she taught herself the law. |
| 0:19.9 | He goes, oh God, Ar, in that jailhouse lawyer. |
| 0:22.9 | And became a beacon of hope for the women locked up alongside her. |
| 0:27.0 | You're supposed to have been faith in God, but I had nothing but faith in her. |
| 0:29.9 | I think I was put here to save souls by getting people out of prison. |
| 0:35.1 | The Girlfriends, Jailhouse Lawyer. |
| 0:37.3 | Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:43.3 | You ready. |
| 0:44.8 | Ooh, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh. |
| 0:48.9 | Emotional support Alligator is no longer welcome in Pennsylvania Walmart. |
| 0:53.7 | No. No. |
| 0:55.2 | Wow. |
| 0:56.4 | And to think their license plates used to say you have a friend in Pennsylvania. |
| 1:01.4 | Not an alligator friend. |
| 1:04.1 | Not a crocodile friend. |
| 1:06.7 | Well, we'll see you later right after this song. Yes. On a brand new bananas. |
| 1:12.5 | If I said something that flipped your world on its head, would you believe me? |
| 1:21.1 | If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces. Would you believe me? |
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