Bored Dogs and Bus Boobs

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who can lift 10 pounds with her vagina, dog thought to be blind was just ignoring everyone, Wawa Superfan collects every receipt number and a couple fined after bus lane photographs the text on woman’s top!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.0	Kurti B, you ready?
0:07.0	Because I'm going to do one.
0:08.3	Oh, yeah.
0:09.8	Are you kidding me?
0:10.8	I love that.
0:11.9	We're starting off powerful.
0:13.6	Yeah.
0:14.5	If you have a child under the age of 14 in your car,
0:20.2	just giving you a little heads up.
0:23.6	This woman can lift 10 pounds with her vagina thanks to vaginal kung fu.
0:30.1	Oh my God.
0:34.9	They're going to learn it somewhere, folks.
0:37.5	Time to suck it up and have a powerful episode of Bernanas.
0:43.4	If I said something that put your world on its head, would you believe me?
0:51.8	If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces, would you believe me?
1:00.0	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana, baby, bananas, banana, nana.
1:04.0	And then hey, guys, gals, non-binary pals.
1:12.5	Welcome to bananas.
1:14.3	I'm Kurt.
1:15.9	I'm Scotty.
1:20.0	And we do a podcast and you're listening to it and it's in your ears.
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