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Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect

Dude Perfect: Bobby Witt Jr. Ranks The Toughest Pitchers In Major League Baseball

Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect

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Basketball, Football, Sports

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

An absolutely packed episode featuring Kansas City Royals All Star Bobby Witt Jr., a Gen Z vs. Millennial slang showdown, and the Dude Perfect Interns facing off in TOE WRESTLING?!  The Dudes start by diving into Team USA's massive hockey gold medal win and debating Olympic overtime rules, followed by another edition of Gen Z vs. Millennial, where Intern Jackson quizzes Garrett and Sparky on the latest slang terms like “wigmaxxed” and “larp”. Plus, a random Almost Sport—toe wrestling—somehow gets both intern Jackson and Graham battling it out in a best-of-three showdown. Then Bobby Witt Jr. joins for two blind ranking games—first ranking the toughest pitchers he’s ever faced, including Shohei Ohtani, Tarik Skubal, and Gerrit Cole, and then ranking the best ballpark foods. The Twins also stop by to introduce Dude Perfect’s new book, Cory gives an update on his taste and smell recovery, and the episode wraps with wild voicemails, that lead to some surprising hot takes. If you’ve got a question, hot take, or your own Almost Athlete moment, head to AlmostAthletes.com or call (972) 805-8866 to be featured on the show. Chapters:  00:00 Introduction  02:25 Olympic Recap  07:55 Gen Z vs Millennial Slang Game 30:10 Almost Sports: Toe Wrestling  32:50 Intern Jackson vs Intern Graham Toe Wrestle  35:15 Bobby Witt Jr. Introduction  43:05 World Baseball Classic  50:10 Bobby’s Favorite Stadium To Hit In  56:30 New Era Of Baseball  58:58 Bobby’s Squad Games Draft  01:00:45 Top 5 Toughest Pitchers Bobby Has Faced  01:05:55 Top 5 Stadium Food  01:12:45 Coby & Cory Cotton Introduction  01:14:50 Book Release Announcement  01:21:25 Cory’s Taste Bud Update  01:26:35 Voicemail #1: What Is The Worst Chore Around The House? 01:32:23 Voicemail #2: Hair Back Or Perfect Refs In Football?  01:37:25: Voicemail #3: Coby; What Did Zero Gravity Feel Like? What to do now: 1. Smash that LIKE button  2. Hit SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a DP podcast moment  3. Drop a comment with who YOU want to see on Almost Athletes next! Subscribe for more!    https://www.youtube.com/@almostathletes    • • • • Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect is (almost) a sports podcast. Tune in weekly to hear the dudes’ hottest sports takes, great debates, interviews with your favorite athletes and entertainers, and hilarious BTS from all things Dude Perfect.  New episodes drop every Wednesday.  Follow along on all platforms.   Listen to the pod on your morning commute or wherever it finds you: Apple: - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-athletes-with-dude-perfect/id1834502483 Spotify: - https://open.spotify.com/show/55gaQm31JIbp6td7QtYsPU?si=6423db3118ac497f Follow Almost Athletes to keep up with the Dudes!: https://www.instagram.com/almostathletes https://www.tiktok.com/@almostathletes https://x.com/almostathletes_ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Are you guys ready? The toes are interwashed.

0:02.0

Wait, which way are we supposed to go?

0:04.0

You go that way, I go this way.

0:06.0

Yeah, you go inward, I think.

0:08.0

Ah, your ligaments may go on you.

0:10.0

Dude, my feet are so sweaty right now.

0:11.0

Oh my shit, the phone out on everything.

0:13.0

Toe wrestling commences in three, two, one.

0:18.0

Almost, hey!

0:20.0

Almost Dad, please. Yeah, almost. Almost. Welcome to Welcome to Welcome to Allmost

0:34.6

For the show on all social media at almost

0:36.6

Like and subscribe to us on YouTube.

0:39.2

Speaking of that,

0:40.5

just hit 100,000 subs.

0:42.4

Oh, I didn't know.

0:43.1

I was wondering what the 100K balloons meant behind you.

0:46.3

I should have known.

0:47.8

Hey, shout out the people.

0:49.0

Yeah.

0:49.4

For making that possible.

0:50.0

Thank you guys for believing in us and listening.

0:52.8

So yeah, like and subscribe and rate us five stars.

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