It's been floating around my friend group,

because again, we're old enough to have watched Terminator.

And are we going to get overtaken by robots?

Good question, Garrett.

Yeah, I think everyone doesn't know.

I mean, the question everybody's asking.

It's Wednesday, definitely.

I mean, I would love to give some flowery, like, yeah, no, everyone's fine.

Everything's good.

The truth is... Almost almost at least follow the show on all most atleats like. Follow the show on all socials at Almost Athletes, like and subscribe on YouTube, or listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcast. We're your host. I'm Sparky. I'm Corey. I'm Cody. Yeah, no G. No G. No Garrett. Let's talk about it. Eye injury. He's a pirate. Dude, before we start, I need a hat. You did? Wow.

I, no, Garrett. Let's talk about it. Eye injury. He's a pirate. Dude, before we start, I need a hat. You did? Huh? Wow. Coming unprepared. I had a hat on and I took it off and I'm regretting it. Oh, I know why you're putting that on. We got a big Burnley game today. Burnley game, so you guys already know the result. We don't know the result. Okay. Yeah. Burnley will shock the world. You're being a good fan. Dude, you look awesome. You look silly. You know what else looks silly? Your performance in LA. We'll talk about that later. We'll talk about that later. But first, where's Garrett? We had an almost athlete moment. J.B., show the picture. Got a text last, around 1.45 a.m., yes, I was up. No, what? Hared is out. Bad eye injury. He's in the ER, ma'am. We don't have the story yet, right? No, no story. I'm going to guess contact lens, just based off prior history. Maybe even contact lenses haven't got along too well over the year. Maybe he's

his eyes open. I see, I think he was yawning. I sleep with my eyes open. Fingernail scratch. Are you being for real? I'm being for real. My fan every morning I have to put eye drops in like first thing. You sleeping? I'm not my choice, unfortunately. I can't control myself when I'm in an unconscious state, Corey. That's crazy,

anyhow, Garrett wanted me to tell

first of all, Texas fans, congratulations

for the win in College Station, and he also added that the refs were horrible in the Burnley game. These are the two things. There's Gary right there. Doesn't look that bad. I don't know, man. That eye is more red than... I think to go to the ER for that. You think that's... amount of red redness? Hang on now, listen, you're not the one right now to be talking about ER trips. Cody wish he could have gone to the ER in the middle of his game. Just got yanked. How are y'all doing, though? Everything? Swell. Underutilized word, dude, I, dude. Yeah. Let's do that more.

Swell's a proper word after a 371. Shout out, you're just putting on for that area code. I don't know who the 371 was. 3.7 rebounds one assist. That's good. If you're from the 371, comment below. He got taco. I had fun. We'll talk about that a little later. a little later. Also this week, my six year. Oh, that's right. A little louder, please, goodness. Six years in the dude perfect family. I rolled in a bogey kind of clap. I wanted the birdie clap. Who do you give credit to for coming on the team? Cody Jones, actually. Got a baby. Yeah, was the, uh... I slid in his DMs.

You did, man.

And I was like, man, who's this weirdo?

It was a good text back by me. It was a good text back by me. Sorry you had to congratulate yourself there. It's kind of like having to remind people it's your birthday. Yeah, it's tough. I was hoping the team calendar would speak for itself. but it's all right.

In six years, let's be honest,

six years is kind of a weird year.

It's an in-betweener.

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