Duck Killin' And Gospel Preachin': The Phil Robertson Interview
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2020
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle go on a roller coaster ride of an interview with outspoken Christian and duck hunter Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty fame. He was quarantining before it was cool and he gives life lessons and gospel witness in this whirlwind episode. They discuss free toilet paper you find in the woods, what the apostle Paul says about killing millions of ducks, and how sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll don't satisfy.
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Topics Discussed
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Having a camera crew living with your family
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Being explicitly Christian in a public sphere
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Living off in the woods all by yourself- quarantining before it was cool
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Free toilet paper in the woods
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Coming to Jesus and living by the good book
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Phil's mouth is Noah's ark filled with two of every animal
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Why we kill ducks and not geese
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Putting down the pudding and picking up popcorn
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | G Fishy |
| 0:30.0 | So my father watched the show religiously called Duck Dynasty and we have |
| 0:42.3 | gotten in contact with the patriarch of that family Phil Robertson. So hi Phil |
| 0:50.7 | thanks for joining us. Hey no problem. Boys don't have an |
| 0:55.2 | inner day zone and the zone you've entered is the art and science of doing |
| 1:03.5 | nothing. I like that's where we are boys. Let's check this out. We got it. We got |
| 1:11.3 | a text that got talking through the Apostle Paul. Make it your ambition to |
| 1:18.7 | lead a quiet life. Now this is pandemic or no pandemic. Make it your ambition |
| 1:25.0 | to live a quiet life. That's me. Do mine your own business. That's me. To work |
| 1:31.8 | with your hands just as we told you so that your daily life or when the |
| 1:36.0 | respective outsiders check this out. So that you will not be dependent on |
| 1:44.2 | anybody. What I implemented that about 40 years ago and I've seen floods |
| 1:51.3 | come droughts come fires burning up the country I've seen pandemics you know |
| 1:58.8 | the pustulates and I've watched this whole thing unfold on what happens when |
| 2:06.3 | you live on planet earth. So all I'm telling you all is is I kind of with |
| 2:10.7 | Drew you know they got this episode we do this TV show in the woods with |
| 2:16.9 | field. I just think it's safer and this morning we got up and I went over |
| 2:23.1 | in Randall Hoopnet. I had made the net. I caught the fish in it. I have fried |
| 2:30.3 | catfish coming. Persepar you like so you're pretty well self-contained |
| 2:36.9 | down there in the woods that is correct. So how many animals do you eat while |
| 2:42.1 | they're still alive. I have a 22 rifle right close to me at all times. These |
| 2:50.4 | days since we still have the unique he works for me he's a unique key |
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