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You're listening to the Doug stanhope podcast. Vacation is over and now it's our last

worthless evening that we have to spend. Yeah, this is our last drunk before 30 days in the whole

which will probably be 40 days and 40 nights but 30 days in the whole is all we can podcast.

Well, I mean you'll continue on and you will see. I tell you, leave for tour. Yeah, but yeah,

I'm going back in the hole and I'm going to write the ship before it wrongs itself. We wanted to

make sure I was properly drunk to do the precursor which is actually going to be this podcast will

not air until I'm like two or three days into 30 days in the whole because we do have to do full

length podcast for our sponsors and then every day we're going to do 30 days in the whole. So

this won't come out and we'll tell you tomorrow which you won't hear about this. Oh, man,

what are you doing? What? Just the point is you're drunk and you're trying to explain something

that doesn't need to be explained. Exactly the point. I waited to be drunk enough to do this. So

tomorrow morning when you first hear my first day of 30 days in the whole, you're going to hear

me hungover as fuck and then you're going to have to wait a few days to see why I was that hungover.

We're going to start with thank yous because I'm very bad about this but we uh

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of cool yeah horror masks so chaley and I fresh off of vacation and Palm Springs walk in open the

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