DSP Ep. #496 "50% of Your Expectations"

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Doug has a couple of issues with the auto industry. Another 30 Days in the Hole begins July 9th.

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Recorded June 27th, 2022 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Tracey (@egglester), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.

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Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant

Photo Credit - Egglester

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Better Help! I love Better Help! This podcast is sponsored by Better Help, customized online therapy.
0:06.0	Listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com slash Stanhope.
0:11.0	That's BETTRHELP.com slash Stanhope.
0:24.0	You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast.
0:27.0	Yes you are. Good morning. 9am 9.30am. I woke up salty Mr. Jailie.
0:36.0	Salty and still a little bit high from last night.
0:40.0	I'm telling you those things save 5 milligrams and I get way more high off those it seems.
0:48.0	Pineapple and jalapeno. Oh it's the pineapple. It helps activate.
0:55.0	I don't know.
0:59.0	Company Christmas party tomorrow night sushi.
1:02.0	What?
1:03.0	Yeah.
1:04.0	Well unless you're busy.
1:06.0	That we already had one this year.
1:08.0	Yeah but we all get uh...
1:10.0	Quarterly. Quarterly.
1:12.0	Yeah our quarterly meeting where we all...
1:19.0	I hear back from all the divisions. How's merch?
1:22.0	Okay give me the update on merch for the quarter. Tracey.
1:27.0	How is merch? How's our disease t-shirt selling?
1:30.0	Well right now abortion is green is all.
1:32.0	Oh yeah. Yeah. Hey by the way anyone on social media please repost the abortion is green t-shirts because yeah time is of the essence.
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