Drunken College Days
Larry Miller Show
Jeff Fox
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2015
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Tales of beer-fueled shenanigans, mayhem and giving in to the strong arm of gravity from Larry's college days. Including a story about harassing a snooty foreign exchange student. Ees not funny! On Magic Movie Moment, we appropriately discuss the classic comedy Animal House and on Poetry Corner, Larry recites "I Am The Only Being Whose" by Emily Bronte.
Quote of the week: "Get the dog off the couch, we don't want to hurt the dog."
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Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who really misses college food. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. |
| 0:39.0 | I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all? |
| 0:41.0 | And yes, again that music boy oh boy makes me happy and I hope it |
| 0:48.8 | has the same effect on you the band music itself, it's good stuff and of course they do get better |
| 0:57.2 | every week. That is the Guy Levy Despace Orchestra and the Fawn Leibowitz dancers featuring boy tenor James |
| 1:06.7 | Leroy Wilson asking the musical question how do you take a sad song and make it better? |
| 1:15.0 | Well, first of all, I don't think you can. I really don't. I don't think you can take a sad song and make it better. I know it's from the Beatles song Hey Jude, right? And that's one of the famous lyrics in how take a sad song and make it better and that's their that's their advice |
| 1:38.1 | But I don't think you can besides |
| 1:40.9 | What's wrong with a sad song anyway? |
| 1:43.3 | I don't think we ever asked that. |
| 1:44.8 | Nothing wrong with a sad song. |
| 1:47.5 | And speaking of which, what in the world kind of a name is Jude? |
| 1:52.4 | Hey Jude, don't make it bad, is that the word they'd take a sad song and make it better? |
| 1:58.0 | Well, James, it's a heck of a question, but I don't think you can. Let's all learn to be happy with said songs as |
| 2:07.0 | they are. And if you do come across one, I can't think of one, but please let let us know if you do have a sad song and in |
| 2:16.4 | mine a famous one for or you're not not so famous but the last five years 10 20 30 50 years any years let us know if you can say |
| 2:30.1 | hey you know what I took a sad song and I made it better. |
| 2:35.0 | And by Amazon and PayPal. |
| 2:40.0 | That's right, my two favorite companies Amazon and PayPal |
| 2:45.2 | Amazon does I think still the greatest thing any company has ever done in the history of the world which is they have three things they can do that well they might just be able to take a sad song and make it better |
| 2:57.0 | but though there are three great things are whatever you want whatever you, whatever you can imagine, Amazon has it, and that makes you |
| 3:06.5 | happy. And whatever they send you, that makes them happy because that's how they make a living. |
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