Drunk for Drake

The Read

Comedy

4.9 • 27.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2015

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Aubrey for the win.

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1:08.0	Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg. Race car glazes, airplanes. It's a duck bitch thingy. My savagmissing.
1:37.0	See, our rewrite history Duckdм woo.
1:43.0	It has a daring, you bad and good.
1:50.0	Uh, I finally know it. That was great.
1:53.0	Listen, I used to fucking love this show. It was life. I don't know what it was about it. I loved every bit of it.
2:01.0	I'm so glad that you finally.
2:03.0	Finally, well, hey guys, I'm Louise Belcher and I am Eartha kid. Are you finally
2:10.0	into Bob's burgers because I've been trying to convert you for months?
2:13.0	So fucking Larry. Oh my god. What happened? You got high.
2:18.0	Anyway, so you know, this is greed. I just know.
2:23.0	Okay. I watched a lot of pop Spargers during my weekend away.
2:30.0	Oh yeah, how was that Jeff? I'm in LA away from you know, all of New York and it's in
2:36.0	flavor. I came back kicking and screaming. I'll just say that.
2:42.0	Yeah, I had a perfect time in LA and yeah, I went to Malibu. That beach is so beautiful.
2:49.0	The mountains are great. Lots weed. Bob's burgers is funny.
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