A$$ Surgery

Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2018

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

After a super stuffed Thanx-giving, us bros help our mom deal with her preparation for her ass surgery. Yes, our mom is going under for an operation on her b-hole. We also discuss other important stuff like her thoughts on if her children became ASMR p0rn starz.

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Lucas and I'm Jacob.
0:07.0	Broke the four-hose podcast.
0:13.0	Okay, here we are, bros, and uh, wait, I'll start again.
0:19.0	Welcome back, hoes. We're the bros and we're back with our mother again.
0:24.0	It's snowy day in Nebraska. The snowman out live.
0:30.0	Hey mom.
0:32.0	It's, it wasn't enough snow.
0:34.0	Mom, speak us, laugh to begin this.
0:36.0	It wasn't enough snow.
0:37.0	Will you put that flower back in there?
0:38.0	It surely does make crazy.
0:39.0	But I'm back.
0:40.0	I'm back in Nebraska for Thanksgiving.
0:42.0	So I'm here with my mom in real life.
0:44.0	Yes, and it's so nice.
0:47.0	Everyone loved our mom last episode.
0:49.0	So if you go on Apple, you've used the full-strived you right now is I love your mom.
0:53.0	And it's not a big hit.
0:55.0	Really? Was, are you lying?
0:57.0	You made us a bunch of money.
0:59.0	Oh, yeah, right.
1:00.0	You guys aren't making any money, right?
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