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The Chipping Forecast

Drinking with Baboons

The Chipping Forecast

Soft Ears Media

Tour, Professional, Humour, News, Sports, Sports News, Golf

4.9718 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eddie is fighting fatigue after returning from Kenya and is also tired from grappling with golfing demons. We hear where he is with his game, what's next for him and how he did at least manage to buy the friendship of wildlife. The three discuss the win for Brian Campbell on the PGA Tour, talk about one of the best swings in the game and hear from Europe's new Ryder Cup captain Anna Nordqvist. They also discuss drinking while playing golf, but decide that it is neither big nor clever.


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0:00.0

It's time now for the chipping forecast, issued by SoftEars Media on behalf of Andrew Cotter,

0:11.5

Eddie Pepperel and special guest Ian Carter. Hello there and welcome to the chipping forecast. I will start by taking the register.

0:31.3

Pepperol. Yep. Yep. Sir. Carter? Yes, sir.

0:38.2

Yes, sir. Well, another week gone, and we're all still here. So that's good. That's something. That's an achievement in itself these days. Lots to talk about this week. Eddie on Safari, his fortunes in Kenya. He's also declared that he has seen the best swing in golf. So we will tell you who that is. We'll hear from Anna Nordquist, who's just been named Europe's Solheim Cup captain.

0:37.1

We'll talk about... that he has seen the best swing in golf so we will tell you who that is uh we'll hear from anna nordquist

0:54.9

who has just been named europe solheim cup captain we'll talk about one of the biggest breaks that ever won a

1:00.0

pj tour event and we will hear uh staunch defenses of the tgl so all that to come exciting see the way i

1:07.5

did a sort of professional intro there in terms of all that to come. But here's some absolute nonsensical gibberish. Actually, I've made a, I have made a big decision over the weekend, a life-changing decision.

1:20.9

I'm going to become, I think, a cold, unfeeling monster. I've looked into the emotional part of the brain.

1:26.9

What? Hear me out. So I looked into the emotional part of the brain. What?

1:32.3

No, hear me out. So I looked into the emotional part of the brain that said the limbic system.

1:39.4

So it includes the amygdala, the hypothalamus and hippocampus. And I reckon that if I can get all that removed, then I... Eddie was that the hippocampus, wasn't he? Last week.

1:44.0

And I reckon that if I can get all that removed, I can't be bothered in the crickets.

1:48.2

I reckon that if I can get all that removed, then I will be a happier man.

1:51.0

I mean, not happy, obviously, but I'll just be meh.

1:54.2

But I also won't get upset at sporting results.

1:58.2

And that's the key thing.

1:59.5

This operation, although, again, it doesn't seem to be available in the NHS for now.

2:04.2

And I've only got a very basic plan with Bupa now.

2:06.6

But I have arranged something with a surgeon in Uzbekistan who I found on the internet,

2:11.3

and he seems confident.

2:13.3

But I think sometimes, Ian, it's best not to care

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